Jesus Was Invented By The Romans with Steve Hernandez

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

4 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2019

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Now picture this - you’re a 1st century Roman emperor with a restless populace to control. Sects of jews were fighting each other and the empire. How are you gonna chill out Rome’s Judean subjects without killing everybody? Well if you’re smart, maybe you make up a religious leader who wants everyone to be peaceful and non-violent and to render unto Caesar. Maybe you invent Jesus.

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0:00.0	The Hi, welcome to Lizard People. This is a show where we talk all about conspiracy theories,
0:22.2	crazy people, and kooky ideas. all about what's going on behind the scenes.
0:25.0	I'm your host Caitlin Hampstead.
0:29.7	Let's get to the same house and just being like this is sad.
0:51.0	Well it was you, I figured out when we would talk
0:56.3	and I figured out the way our dream lives
0:59.8	the way they looked at the end, like we were 65 65 or 70 they would just look so different
1:04.9	from each other if I got what I wanted she got what she wanted so I just was like
1:09.9	so that's that's what I knew and so we would talk about it maybe every six months and then it would be every other month and then once a month and then I just got so that there's this sadness hanging over the house
1:22.8	which then it's like okay we should just do it and then also then when we decided
1:27.3	when I moved out and everything that's the saddest thing that ever happened to me
1:31.2	I would never I would not wish it on anybody I would it's the saddest thing I'm from an
1:36.2	abused home it is still the saddest thing that's ever happened to me to this
1:42.3	day because you had to pick it too even though it felt the saddest thing that's ever happened to me to this day.
1:42.8	Because you had to pick it too, even though it felt horrible.
1:45.6	Yeah, I mean, it still feels, it still feels horrible.
1:49.0	Because you get up and you make a promise in front of like everybody's family and everything like that.
1:54.7	We were just too young to know that. I mean we shouldn't have been doing it but it was sad.
1:59.5	Very white woman, blonde. Yeah, Nordic looking.
2:03.7	So I just doing that so everyone can picture it.
2:05.6	Yeah.
2:06.9	I thought you were trying to convince me.
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