Jesus, Take the Wheel: Alexis and Johnny J Are Engaged
Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast
Sarah Galli
4.3 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2024
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Someone needs to tell Vera Wang that sleeveless is preferred. (Alexis Couture throwback, y'all!!) It's true: Alexis Bellino and John Janssen made it to month nine, and apparently the anniversary gift for 9 months is a rock. Not Gibraltar, or not just that. But a stone. Stone Philliips would've been preferred. Stone soup, even. But instead the world was gifted - nay, presented - with this definitely joyful happily-ever-after, shared by John's closest friends and family also known as People dot com. Sarah deep dives her thoughts and feels, how this will impact the upcoming reunion, John's record as a perfect partner focused on bliss, the heavy lifting that somehow seems to fall on his beloveds' shoulders, a misperception of the role and opportunity for Housewives' loves, and just a wee bit of Shan. If Jesus Jugs and Johnny J register for nine lemons and a bowl, the cloffice will riot - it's an Andy's Girls emergency, Episode 583!
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| 0:00.0 | Amazing! of August there's up to 50% off the most popular brands of prescription glasses and |
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| 0:28.1 | See in store for T's and C's. And the And soo, You guys, it's Andy's girls. It's a shiva call. I'm about to break down a People magazine, quote unquote, |
| 1:09.0 | exclusive. I actually have not yet read because word on the street literally 10 minutes ago and I have just |
| 1:18.2 | spent the last 10 minutes putting together a little real of real housewives meme-esque illustrations to |
| 1:29.8 | share how I'm feeling about some goddamn news that Alexis Bolino put on |
| 1:35.5 | Instagram that was immediately reported by her friends of at people magazine |
| 1:39.8 | dot com that she and Johnny Jay are engaged after nine months of dating because why wait for a year |
| 1:51.2 | When you can do this at nine, so let's get into it. I haven't read the details because I honestly my gag reflex isn't strong enough to survive reading it twice. So we're going to go through this as a collective. |
| 2:06.1 | Truly as close to an emergency reading as a person can possibly get emergency reading, |
| 2:12.8 | emergency recording, everything about this is a 911. |
| 2:16.6 | So first off, Alexis and this God-forsaken diamond, |
| 2:20.4 | I hope she gets it insured evaluated whatever because learn from |
| 2:27.4 | la can't okay la can't head because you just see the big stone but you don't know |
| 2:32.1 | if that was once brown and just kind of spray painted clear. |
| 2:35.9 | Like you got to check that shit out. Do we think his money is good? Maybe it's great. I don't know. He might be like Jim. |
| 2:41.5 | I'm sure Johnny Jay is loaded with more than whatever's in his pants. |
| 2:48.0 | Anyway, Alexis Bolino's Instagram post. |
| 2:52.0 | I'm getting texts from people doing just a status update, just my own little |
| 2:57.1 | life alert. Anytime anything happens, that's possibly bad for Shan, which is essentially anytime anything happens involving Shan poor poor sweet Shan I just get |
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