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Jesus Christ This Business Is Risky

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2015

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

King of all nerds, Curtis Armstrong, AKA "Booger" visits Harmontown and apparently never has played a role-playing game before and then completely crushes it in Shadowrun. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello, hello, hello, from Mount Down Comments in Hollywood, California.

0:14.9

Harmon Town is now in session.

0:19.8

Please welcome to stage the Mayor of Harmon Town and Dan Harmon.

0:45.2

Thank you.

0:47.2

I've been kind of haunted by when Dino was on the show and he kind of we watch the show through his eyes and he at one point he's like, why do people, why are these people here?

0:55.2

Why do they come here? It was a valid question.

1:00.2

So now I'm kind of like back to my old nervous self like I want to put on a good show. So that's probably a good energy to be in right now.

1:06.2

That's good. Always, yeah, always be prepared to give people what they want.

1:09.2

It was just not to say that I don't have anything to talk about except that we so we adopted a Aaron and I adopted a new dog.

1:18.2

Like, yeah, our therapist then told us we had adopted a grief dog because we had adopted it moments after our friend, oh, dude, but I and I didn't make do the math until that moment.

1:33.2

I guess we have a grief dog. I guess this wasn't a responsible decision. But we got like this little tiny dog that through some rescue service that from some guy that founded in a box on the street or whatever.

1:46.2

And it's like this little, this little mix of terrier and a bunch of other things that make it not breathe properly, but snorridorably.

1:54.2

It's about, it's a smaller than my cat and it's, but it won't stop humping Harvey and it loves Harvey and it's like Harvey loves it and like it's scary.

2:05.2

They're very happy together and then it's just like, there's nothing. Why is it? Why are dogs humping things so funny to us?

2:11.2

As primates, like, they're like, we're the most awkward humpers where you would think in the animal kingdom, like other animals are kind of designed to do that.

2:19.2

But then when you look at a little dog like humping a, humping a big dog's elbow and they're like the expression on their face when they're kind of like, like, just that, that, that when they're like looking at anything other than.

2:32.2

I think it's because we're kind of heisenberging that experiment, like they're looking at you generally, like you're in the room and they kind of make weird eye contact with you while they're humping you.

2:43.2

And that's no fun for anybody.

2:45.2

Yeah. So Amy's just a little, he's a little guy.

2:48.2

Were you motivated, like, did you say like we should go rescue a dog in your grief or did that dog come to you somehow?

2:53.2

Well, I've no, no, I feel like I feel like I a long time ago was like Harvey should have like a companion because I think that he's a livable guy and he we get a lot out of him.

3:01.2

But I also feel like every time he encounters another dog, he's so happy.

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