Jesus aka Da Lawd!
Roy's Job Fair
Comedy Central
4.8 • 816 Ratings
🗓️ 10 November 2021
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Organized religion is a BILLION DOLLAR, TAX-FREE business. But what are the pros and cons of saving souls? Current, former, and aspiring pastors offer spiritual and street-wise advice on how to get your foot in (or out) the door. In WORST & FIRST, the team talks with a queer black minister helping people find Jesus while he's navigating homophobia in the church. SCAM OF THE WEEK: A former seminary student in the male-dominated industry explains how age-old misogyny drove her away from the pulpit. JOB FAIR: Pastor Crosswhite returns to break down the best ways to get yourself on a church's payroll. Meanwhile, in Canada: A Church by Day, Strip Club by Night? @Rod4Short unpacks this unique tale, and he and Roy share stories on how to flirt with women at church.
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| 0:00.0 | As a kid growing up in Chicago, there was one horror movie I was too scared to watch. |
| 0:04.8 | It was called Candyman. It was about this supernatural killer who'd attack his victims if they |
| 0:09.5 | said his name five times into a bathroom mirror. But did you know that the movie Candyman |
| 0:13.9 | was partly inspired by an actual murder? I was struck by both how spooky it was, but also how outrageous it was. |
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| 0:27.7 | wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:30.9 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:35.4 | Third, you're going to like this one. |
| 0:38.3 | Now hiring. |
| 0:40.3 | An Alabama man is behind bars after allegedly biting off the tip of a security guard's finger at a nightclub over the weekend. |
| 0:52.0 | What? |
| 0:53.2 | What? |
| 0:55.3 | Why would he bite the finger? |
| 1:01.5 | The man was being thrown out of the spot after harassing people in the Dothan area nightclub. A security guard attempted to escort Duncan from the club, and Duncan bit his finger off. |
| 1:08.0 | Do you know how strong your... |
| 1:09.5 | What is... |
| 1:10.0 | That's all grizzle. |
| 1:12.1 | A human finger is just all... |
| 1:14.6 | It's like... |
| 1:16.1 | And the tips... |
| 1:16.9 | It's like cartil. It's hard. |
| 1:18.2 | Yeah, he just got the cartilage part, like right on the top. |
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