Okay, you ready to start this show?

Your host of the evening is a really funny dude.

I forgot his last name, but I've seen him before.

He's really funny.

Give it up for Mike.

Coming to you live on tape from the lucky 13th floor of a commercial high-rise in beautiful Beverly Hills

adjacent California. Oh, fuck, this is the old intro. It's none of this is true anymore.

We're on the eighth floor. We're right next to a cement factory. My name remains Mike Tully.

This is still the Tully show. Joining me today, returning to us

once again from Parts Unknown, the host of the Sharp Tongue podcast, The People's Champ,

my sister from another Mr. Jesse May-Baluso. Oh my God, you're wearing a big hat. I'm wearing a big

hat. Yeah. did you really accidentally

mess up the intro you think i would stage something like that i you know i think staging something

like that for a person like you would cause you severe stress wait i think you'd be very stress

like am i gonna am i gonna read the thing that i plan to read what would be stressful i think you're you're meticulous. And like I feel like... I'm not as meticulous. You know, okay, no, go ahead. No, just like a serial killer style of meticulousness. Is meticulousness a show? Why is it not, right? It should be on after. Home and garden. Home and garden. How far do you plant the bulb? The anal retentive gardener. Oh my God, I thought you were going to say something. There's always dirt. There's always dirt. Do you remember the anal retentive chef? Yeah. Phil Hartman? So good. I know. He's... Dead. Well, yeah, that's one thing that's true about him.

Because of his fucking wife.

Yeah, and I think that guys like him are, unfortunately, they don't enjoy that same legendary status because they're the, you know, the glue guys, the straight man, the whatever they were, the guys who, ultimately, I think you could make a very strong case.

He was the best and most important SNL cast member of all time.

But it's totally understandable when we're talking about highlights, you know, Sandler, Will Ferrell, John Belushi, highlight factories in a way that Phil Hartman never was.

Yeah, Phil Hartman was like the silent soldier of that show. He was so good. But back to me, what were you going to say about me? Do you need paper? Yeah, I do. I do. I got a little sheet of paper over here. Would you give me some paper? Because you've already said a couple things I want to. Oh, that is a little sheet of paper. Wow, thank you. The tiniest sheet of paper. Thank you for that. You know, we're in a... I feel very at home in my Japanese household.

Our life is... It's the tiniest sheet of paper. Thank you for that.

You know, we're in a...

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