Okay, hi, my name is Jessica Williams, and I feel pressured about being Conan's friend.

They make you say it. It's crazy.

They make you say it.

Yeah.

Yeah, this is a hostage situation.

And I can't leave until I say it.

It should feel like pressure because no one naturally becomes my friend.

Fall is here, hear the yell, back to school, ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

I can tell that we are going to be friends. Yes, I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hey there, and welcome to another edition of Conan O'Brien needs a friend.

Let me explain what's going on.

Of course, joined, as always, by Matt Corley, Sonam of Sessian.

I've had a lot of dental work this morning.

I went in, my dentist. She does a a lot of dental work this morning. I went in my dentist.

She does a wonderful job.

She's really terrific.

But she had to work on the front of my face.

And she had to work on the back on a molar.

And I like the way I said molar.

And she shot me up with so much nelican that my face is all floppy.

But are you also kind of drunk?

You seem drunk.

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