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You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Jessica St. Clair

You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Pete Holmes

Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.48.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2012

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

Jessica St Clair (NBC's BFF! UCB! Best Week Ever!) is one of Pete's absolute favorite people: hilarious, thoughtful, and they even look kind of related. Just such a fun recording of two gals gabbin like gals, but one of them is a dude. Who loves gabbin. Please enjoy, weirdos!!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now entering nerdist.com You made it weird with people in the entire universe.

0:28.2

So let's get to it right up top Facebook.com slash you made it weird is how do you get in touch or you can email the show weird at nerdist.com I've been trying to be better about emailing people back.

0:44.2

So if you email me and then I reply as if it hasn't been a month I do apologize for that but I try to get back and I love reading them.

0:51.2

November 16th is our tour date that's this Friday me and Chris there are going to be at the he's right on the couch behind me are going to be in Nashville for one night at the high watt and then on the 17th we're going to be in Atlanta Georgia for the relapse theater come out to that please for the holidays I'll be in Boston seeing my family but also going to Paradise Rock Club for one night on November 24th then San Francisco with Kyle Canadian with co-headlining Cobb November 29th through December 1st and then on December 2nd is a lot.

1:20.2

November 2nd is a live you made it weird Kyle will be one of the guests and the rest are super secret Portland Helium December 5th to 8th Philly Helium December 12th through 15th and going back to New York New York for the night the world ends according to the minds December 21st at the grammar see theater this time doing stand up the grammar see theater live you made it was awesome thank you to everybody that came out the DC show just the other night was amazing so many weirdos coming out in force it was amazing so so grateful for that the sponsor is Amazon everybody knows

1:50.2

this by now if you're going to buy something on Amazon you can do some all the shopping on Amazon just go to Nerdist.com go to you made weird click on the banner in the description of the episode and it'll take you to Amazon then shop that way that'll be linked to our show and a portion of your purchases will go to support Katie who just saw a moth and that's all it took she is so fragile so fragile please enjoy everybody please

2:17.8

my special pad Katie so Pete honestly I have not listened to I just started I just learned how to download podcasts and that's not a joke so you tell me what to do on this thing so I don't know what's about to happen

2:33.8

well we just gab you're one of my favorite people and I've been trying to get you on the show for a long time just home that that didn't go

2:40.6

no nobody cares does this look like hogeys in here does it a small hug here is it me here put these earphones I'll be coming off of me my car my car smells like dog food oh I don't have a dog

2:54.8

Pete you also you also not have a girlfriend off to the races just ain't clear dot net you are one of my favorites this is a podcast though this is where so I'll bring

3:14.1

up to speed we have intimate we are recording now yes we we just start recording when we

3:19.6

really okay was that weird no I don't feel I want you to feel it is no I feel great as I said it smells a little bit like hogeys in here

3:26.4

well it's a comic book shop and you know Chris Hardwick is a foot I believe he enjoy he's a former fat dude so I believe he's always thinking about

3:32.9

hogeys he enjoys that shredded lettuce soaked in oil and vinegar where are you from New Jersey yes he's coast nobody's eating hogeys right now

3:42.0

because of a hurricane I'll be it down bring it down when I was in Las Vegas I saw a pamphlet for a prostitute named Sandy and it said it's not

3:52.8

just a name and I was like what you have to stand up there and then

3:59.1

yeah because it's so tight it's so tight it's so tight you see that I'm so weird transition one of my favorite lines in

4:10.2

the pilot of BFF yes is that sad to bring no not at all I stopped crying about it like about a week and

4:15.8

a half ago it's it's a step it's weird because you had to one of my favorite shows BFF such a wonderful show thank

4:21.7

you and and these are these weird problems these show busy problems I have to imagine your friends back in

4:27.8

Jersey collection upd freelance repressible preprogeeta reprowe

4:34.3

you can't really call them loser times yes No I never really thought about help guys

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