00:00 – 00:40 Signature Dopey intro rap/song 00:40 – 02:04 Dave welcomes to Dopey Greatest Hits; explains attic recording during pandemic, teases Dopey Wood 2 LA show lineup (Marc Maron, Bobby Lee, Margaret Cho, Sam Miller, Zach Noe Towers, Ali Macofsky + guests), promotes Dopey Foundation & treatment help (dopeypodcast@gmail.com) 02:04 – 04:32 Patreon plug ($5–$20 tiers: ad-free, extra shows, stickers, socks, beanie, Zoom meetings); requests voicemails (4 min fucked-up stories), free Narcan/fentanyl strips, sticker contest voting deadline Monday 04:32 – 09:12 Spotify comments read (Philip, Mr. Jason, Stevie D, Kyle Radewski, KJ Peters, Steve Guy, Tile Garner, Kicken Wang); Dave responds to platonic long-term relationship story, poppers, favorite episodes (Billy Strings, Shane & Home) 09:12 – 11:39 Canadian Tyler voicemail – teenage nitrous abuse (William Sonoma cartridges, Home Depot plumbing rig + balloon, solo box of 48, Tool/Massive Attack in dark) 11:39 – 13:31 Dave reflects on nitrous at dentist, hates dentist, spiritual principles; announces replay of first Jessica Kent episode (#240) with his dad also appearing 13:31 – 15:45 Interview start: Dave & Jess Kent (Chicago); Jess intro (gave birth in prison); early life – alcohol at 12–13 for social confidence → pills → heroin after oxy shortage 15:45 – 18:05 First IV use at 17 in trap house (family-owned bar/cousins’ influence), tried to limit but daily within 8 months 18:05 – 20:28 Family contrast (conservative dad/radio host vs. hippie mom side), selling weed first, first arrest at 16 (sold pills → OD → threat → locker bust) 20:28 – 22:33 High school chaos, dad in denial defending her rights during arrest 22:33 – 24:49 Running from felonies 2011 (boyfriend robbed smoke shop she worked at), $30k heroin debt 24:49 – 26:58 Loved money/power/control in dealing, addicted to every aspect (counting cash, mixing shots, etc.) 26:58 – 29:08 Dealer debt rollercoaster ($10k re-ups, paying $30k in weekend then back in debt), implosion inevitable 29:08 – 31:21 Early probations made her worse, prison not deterrent, liked being “badass” 31:21 – 33:31 Magazine crew life (queen bitch status), selling anything, on run from charges 33:31 – 35:35 Selling technique: charm/personality over product 35:35 – 39:40 Scoring on road (spot nodding users, show track marks, Iowa meth mix-up dumped rocks) 39:40 – 41:57 Junkie-to-junkie bond moments, Chicago Greyhound station cop story 41:57 – 44:09 Track marks as trust signal 44:09 – 46:25 Loved hustle/reward system, identity crisis post-sobriety 46:25 – 48:19 Arkansas meth world shift (old runner now tweaker), first shot panic/heart racing → loved it 48:19 – 50:33 Chased rush 8 months, traded for Roxies to sleep 50:33 – 52:47 Pill vs. meth user beef, losing time/not peeing 52:47 – 54:55 Selling meth, strong connect, law enforcement surveillance 54:55 – 57:18 Arrest 10/20/2011 (2 oz meth + gun), 5 years @ 50% 57:18 – 59:33 Guns for protection (Glock 40 at 18, loved shooting) 59:33 – 01:01:48 3 weeks pregnant at arrest, denial, meth comedown anxiety/picking 01:01:48 – 01:03:55 Fighting pleas for daughter, biker chick mentor in jail 01:03:55 – 01:06:10 Birth in chains, total shift seeing daughter 01:06:10 – 01:08:35 No 12-step fit, abstinence + prison + pregnancy path 01:08:35 – 01:10:45 Alt recovery – whatever unfucks you 01:10:45 – 01:13:01 YouTube/prison content creator phenomenon, no background check barrier 01:13:01 – 01:15:15 Prison reform passion, comparing NY vs. AR pregnant incarceration 01:15:15 – 01:17:37 Ridiculous prison fight over 50¢ pizza sauce (WWE slam, pepper spray) 01:17:37 – 01:19:54 Last fight – attacked child sex offender in bathroom after reading file 01:19:54 – 01:22:11 Rage from missing daughter, elbowed CO by mistake, pepper spray 01:22:11 – 01:24:12 Segregation, max security transfer, guilt 01:24:12 – 01:26:39 Post-birth restrictions, fear of losing daughter 01:26:39 – 01:28:52 Release to halfway house, temptation to sell again (offers because “didn’t snitch”) 01:28:52 – 01:31:13 White-knuckled via DHS requirements/hair tests 01:31:13 – 01:33:23 Full custody after 1 year compliance 01:33:23 – 01:35:21 Motherhood chipped away hardness, honest with daughter now 01:35:21 – 01:37:25 Dave thanks Jess, open invite; transitions to dad segment 01:37:25 – 01:39:34 Dad haircut urge, goatee story, iTunes rankings (drug recovery #2, comedy #1) 01:39:34 – 01:41:11 4 million download contest – dad closest (36 hrs off), socks prize 01:41:11 – 01:43:13 6th DOPE scholarship awarded (Wavelengths treatment) 01:43:13 – 01:45:12 Dad COVID test, guard up 01:45:12 – 01:47:30 Dad criticizes Dave’s “ums”; predicts 27 01:47:30 – 01:49:37 1-star review (privileged white men podcast critique); dad defends financial responsibility 01:49:37 – 01:51:48 Dad goodbye, toodles for Chris 01:51:48 – end Bob Forrest “Comfortably Numb” cover + “Good So Bad” song outro