Jessica Keenan

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2021

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Craig and Jessica talk about bargain hunting, clubbing, and quoting movies. Follow Jessica! IG - https://www.instagram.com/jkeenancomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/jlkeenancomedy/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Exclusive merch!https://patreon.com/craigconant/ Are you a fan of stand up? Download and subscribe to Comedy Showcase App!https://apps.apple.com/us/app/comedy-showcase-stand-up-clips/id1506312017 For tour information check out http://craigconant.com

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0:00.0	Stop!
0:02.0	Oh shit!
0:04.0	We have a hundred zero in progress and close of each.
0:10.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is to end.
0:13.0	Get back here! Hello everybody. Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may...
0:26.2	Old School Simpsons fan. Anyways, welcome to community service. I'm touring again. The world is
0:32.2	slightly opening back up. Still feels weird out there. Anyways, January 28th through 31st, Phoenix, Arizona at House of Comedy,
0:42.3	and then the following weekend I am at Wichita, at the Looney Bins,
0:47.3	and then at the end of February, I am in St. Paul, Minnesota.
0:51.3	Yeah, I'm fucking back. I'm back. I'm still sad. I'd like to thank my Patreon members,
1:03.3	Rebecca Bishop. I believe she just updated her card. And I, I, I, I I thank you Rebecca
1:12.2	it's good to see your name again
1:14.1	Jacob Walker thank you new
1:16.5	Patreon member
1:17.7	Mike Knox
1:19.7	and Ryan
1:21.9	Hardesty
1:23.5	Hardesty
1:25.4	Anyways Patreon you get a bonus episode of this.
1:29.3	So you better give me that $5.
1:32.3	And, you know, we do fun stuff, merch and et cetera.
1:36.3	And yes, thank you.
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