Oh, Shalom! Whitney Cummings here. Gonna do a quick intro for this guest. I almost said

panelists. That was weird. Jessica Batten is famous, infamous, notorious for kind of being

the villain on the most famous reality show of all time. Love is blind. Hot take. I don't think she

deserved to be dragged publicly the way she was dragged publicly. We talk all about it. I begged her

to do this. I'm very excited for you guys to hear me passionately tell her it's okay to get black

out drunk on television and we've all been there. If you want to listen to me, rationalize my own

behavior by defending her. This is the episode for you. Real quick, the tour is in full swing. A lot

of the shows are selling out and then you guys get bombed and you get mad at me. Denver, Colorado

is this weekend. October 23rd, then I'm in Milwaukee. It was constant. Atlanta, Georgia. I'm at

the center stage theater. We're doing two shows. The first one sold out. Next one has some tickets left.

Atlantic City is sold out. Sorry, we can't out of show out of my control. Then I'm in Coral Springs,

Florida, which is basically Miami. So all you Miami people that text me at 4 a.m. on cocaine,

Whitney Cummings.com. Then I'm in Orlando, Florida. Royal Oak, Michigan. We added a show that's

basically Detroit, Green Bay, Wisconsin. Minneapolis. I'm back in Milwaukee is not the same. Long M words,

I really conflate. Boise, Idaho, Seattle, Washington, Columbus, Ohio, Cleveland, Chicago, Chicago.

Chicago, Chicago. We added a show in Chicago. There's many more Whitney Cummings.com. Don't just

Google me. Random porn will come up. My last name is a nightmare. Enjoy Jessica Baton.

Are we rolling, Pat? Do I look like it in same person? Or like, I mean, for me?

Oh, see, you know what happens? This is a new hair color. And I didn't want it to wash out for you.

So I didn't. Oh, fuck. Okay. I wanted it to be bright and vibrant for you. So I didn't

wash it. But now it's like greasy. I love it. That's not. I'm sure. I look like Chuckie. No, no, no.

Sexy Chuckie. It looks amazing with that shirt. Thank you. Wait, I have my new mug,

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