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Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2023

⏱️ 170 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back, little turtles. On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley greet one another and then discuss the latest Vanderpump Rules news, Jax and Brittany's Spin-Off, Oppenheimer, Barbie, and much more. (00:00 - 50:42) Amy and Riley then discuss Real Housewives of New York (51:00), Real Housewives of Orange County (01:36:12), Luann and Sonya: Welcome to Crappie Lake (02:21:00), and Real Housewives of Atlanta (02:30:52) This is 2 hours and 47 minutes of pure Turtle Time! If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you love us, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This one's for you tonight.
0:03.0	Okay, let's get started.
0:06.0	Just raise your glasses high.
0:13.0	This once we turn off time.
0:16.0	We have suffered through fools and we have suffered through crimes, but they no longer beset
0:23.0	our minds.
0:24.8	For these are turtle times.
0:27.4	My name is Riley Hamilton.
0:29.9	This is Amy Scarlotta.
0:31.6	And that's our new intro.
0:33.7	Wow.
0:34.5	How do you feel about that?
0:35.4	You're a true bard.
0:36.9	Yeah, we've suffered through fools.
0:38.8	We've suffered through crimes.
0:40.7	That just rhymes with minds.
0:42.2	But they no longer beset our minds, right?
0:45.9	For these are our turtle times.
0:48.1	Because this is where we feel free and safe.
0:52.1	Yes.
0:52.7	Okay.
0:53.0	The world is awful outside of the doors of your home, but once
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