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Duncan Trussell Family Hour

Comedy Interviews, Religion & Spirituality, Society & Culture, Philosophy, Comedy

4.8 • 11K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2016

⏱️ 89 minutes

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0:00.0	This episode of the DTFH is brought to you by MeetUndies.com.
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0:11.6	side of paradise.
0:13.6	Hello friends, it's me, Duncan Trussell and you are listening to the Duncan Trussell
0:17.9	Family Hour Podcast.
0:19.3	And for those of you who are new to the podcast, the Duncan Trussell Family Hour Podcast
0:23.1	is also known as America's number one math podcast.
0:26.8	I hope you're a fan of math because that's all we do here, math talk all day, all night.
0:33.7	We love math and today we're going to be focusing on the strange thing that happens when you
0:37.1	put a nine at the end of an imaginary number and subtracted by 7000 over the root of said
0:43.4	number.
0:44.4	How, when you do that, it opens up a portal to the math realm where for a few seconds you
0:50.0	can actually witness the Lord of math.
0:52.4	In the art, a trembling maggot like larva thing that howls numbers out into the void.
0:58.3	These are the numbers that land inside of scientific calculators and if it wasn't for
1:02.2	the anguish of plork, we would have no math.
1:05.4	Let's get going with the show.
1:08.4	A trembling Lord of maggots screaming numbers into time.
1:15.7	If we do enough calculations, our souls will never die.
1:23.0	Numbers are the only truth in the world of lies.
1:29.9	The number another name for the Lord of flies for the world of life.
1:39.8	Friends and truth, we have such an incredible show for you today that I've actually had
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