Jesse the Shrink and Johnny Pickles are reprogramming your algorithm - #2972
The Tom Barnard Podcast
Complete Disaster Network
4.1 • 652 Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
The way we think is a lot like a social media feed. The more we see something, the more we see it. That sounds like a tautology, but I promise it isn't. That's why you're going to be thinking about purple beards more frequently after today. If that interests you, or you just want to see some comedy, why not head to Gambit Brewing on March 24th at 7 PM?
Topics:
Cash Call
FundaMental iLLNeSs
Brain algorithm
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with co-host Catherine Brandt. |
| 0:09.7 | Andy Brant Bernard. |
| 0:11.3 | And Kristen Bert. |
| 0:12.9 | And everybody. |
| 0:13.8 | It's absolutely true, ladies gentlemen. |
| 0:15.2 | Okay, I got to start the show with a four-year-old little girl I just saw on national television |
| 0:21.7 | because her parents put it out there. |
| 0:25.2 | I can't even remember where they were going. |
| 0:27.5 | They were going out to dinner or something. |
| 0:29.0 | She's about probably four years old, and they can't find her. |
| 0:33.8 | And finally, they look in her room, and she's in her closet. |
| 0:39.4 | She knew they had to go to dinner, so she all dressed up they had to go to dinner they finally find her in her closet and they said |
| 0:45.1 | what are you doing we have to get to dinner our reservations in 15 minutes we got to go and she looks |
| 0:52.8 | up cutest little four-year-old girl and she goes |
| 0:55.6 | I have I have farts and gas I have farts and gas I have farts and gas I can't go to dinner |
| 1:09.0 | we made a trip up to Costco yesterday and there there was this little girl, so she's got a |
| 1:13.5 | two-two on, some sort of sparkly top, high heels. |
| 1:17.5 | She looks like she's maybe three. |
| 1:19.5 | She's doing these little dances by her. |
| 1:21.9 | She's like in her own world, and she's like making, like, she's sort of spitting. |
| 1:30.9 | And I'm like, if a grown-up acted like a child you'd be put in an asylum yeah we uh we introduced Ethan to Pokemon over the weekend after that |
| 1:39.7 | blizzard we were like I mean Melissa wanted to play a game and that's like probably most |
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