True crime can't contain adult themes and violence, and it's not intended for all audiences

or anybody to be honest.

Listen to discretion is advised.

Back your life at the Waterfront Village with my friend, the zombie Jonathan, you're looking

good, Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job, what do you think?

I like turtles, alright, you're great zombie and good times here at the Waterfront Village.

Hello and welcome to season 2, episode 33, but episode 1 of that season 2, it's the first

episode of season 2, but episode 30, so hello and welcome to season 2.

Episode 33 of True Crime Can't, a show that reveals that the worst monsters are nonexistent

because the Webster's Dictionary of Monster literally says an imaginary creature that is

typically the large, ugly, and frightening.

What the fuck is the point in having seasons in a podcast that doesn't even have a running

story?

We're doing it, don't get me wrong, opposite that we need to start season 2.

I just don't understand why, there's not a running story so there's no point in having

seasons.

In that garbage off, hey hit me with some of that backwoods shit.

This podcast is recorded in front of an unweighting audience, this is True Crime Can't.

Welcome to True Crime Can't, wherever you are, whatever you're doing, thanks for listening.

I'm your host, Kent, and with me, as always, is a man that knows way more about coins than

he does the female anatomy.

Here is the operator.

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