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🗓️ 22 November 2023
⏱️ 103 minutes
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0:00.0 | This week on your mom's house. |
0:02.0 | I don't love it though. |
0:04.0 | Everybody works so hard to do their shit, |
0:06.0 | then we just shit all over. |
0:08.0 | That's the best. Like the flying thing with Charo that I... |
0:10.0 | Oh my gosh. |
0:11.0 | And I could hear her screams, you know, |
0:12.0 | think about your father. |
0:14.0 | You imagine you grow up to become the first lady. |
0:18.0 | People put dickball just on everywhere you go. |
0:22.0 | You're the president's wife. all just one everywhere you go. |
0:22.6 | You're the President's wife, |
0:24.6 | for great to be. |
0:25.6 | Well, welcome. |
0:27.6 | Welcome to your mom's house. Happy Thanksgiving. |
0:37.0 | Hi, Mike. |
0:40.0 | This is the week you gotta deal with your dumb fucking family. |
0:43.7 | It's the worst. |
0:45.1 | And the same goes for us. |
0:47.2 | Yeah, and can I tell you what I'm, will be most grateful for? |
0:50.8 | What? |
0:51.8 | Is taking a shit, because I'm on these antibiotics right now here we go and I got to tell you it is a drag can I tell you what I've done so far just hold on |
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