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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Jesse Joyce Has Never Seen Avatar

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Jesse Joyce has never seen Avatar, but he rewrote it and we read his script. He HAS, on top of that, written jokes about Avatar for The Oscars. Check out his full script, a bunch of on-brand tangents about Buzz Aldrin and art, and some Build the Perfect Movie. Kyle and Jesse are joined by Jono Zalay! Check out Jesse's new book "Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln." You can read it on Scribd, and get a free 60 day trial through this link. Go check it out! Sign up, read the book, unsign up. Boom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:07.1

this is Never Seen It.

0:12.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:17.5

Hey everybody, this has Never Seen It.

0:19.5

I'm your host Kyle Ayers. This is the podcast where comedians write...

0:22.6

Yeah, that works, right?

0:24.9

Where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before, and we read their scripts.

0:29.4

Today, having never seen Avatar, the incredibly funny Jesse Joyce, is here.

0:34.2

Jesse is just such a...

0:36.2

This is an all-timer script for me it has depth it he has

0:41.2

never seen Avatar he has never seen Avatar the way of water but he has written for the Oscars

0:45.5

and thus had to write jokes about Avatar so he's kind of already played in this world before

0:51.4

making fun of a thing he's never seen based on what he

0:54.7

figures probably happens. Jesse is so funny. John O'Salley joins us once again. Also hilarious.

1:00.9

If you like Jesse and you're going to check out his new book,

1:04.0

Killing the guys who killed the guy who killed Lincoln, a nutty story about Edwin Booth and

1:09.2

Boston Corbett. We talk about it at the end a little bit. It's wild.

1:13.3

And this is just if you're into American History and Lincoln and things like this, you're going to want to check this out.

1:19.6

You can actually read the book digitally on Scribd.

1:23.6

S-C-R-I-B-D. Think of it, Jesse says, a little bit like Netflix with books, and you can get a 60-day free trial to Scrib.

1:34.0

So you can basically check out Jesse's book for free on there.

1:36.7

I'll put a link in the description of this, or go find him, Jesse Joyce One on Instagram.

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