Oh, hi, my name is Jesse Eisenberg.

And I feel desperate to be Conan O'Brien's friend.

Really? There's a desperation there? Usually.

Fall is where you're going back to school. Ring the bell, bend your shoes, walk in the loose, climb the fence, books and pens.

I can tell that we are going to be friends. I can tell that we are going to be friends.

Hey there and welcome to Conan O'Brien, needs a friend. This has been just a joy. It's been really fun.

I had no idea I was going to do a podcast. And here I am doing it and meeting all kinds of people that come up to me and say,

hey, I really like the podcast and I have to apologize because my security usually ruffs them up. I travel with a pretty rough crew.

I do apologize if my security has beaten or thrashed you because you've tried to say hi to me. That's on me. I apologize and they will do a better job.

I'm just, you know, that level, that level of star.

What's that? Never really not. I looked it up out there with you and you're completely exposed by yourself.

Hard to miss because you're very tall. You're his security basically.

I go places. Yes. And this is of course my assistant son and son, you, you've had to try and be my security, but it never works.

You always step in to try and get things to move along more quickly.

You will talk to someone for 20 minutes. Sometimes it's frustrating. And then a mob will start to build around you and then there won't be any way to get you out of there.

It's funny. I will talk to people sometimes and then, you know, people did just come up to me and arrest her on the street and they'll say they're fans and they'll start talking to me.

And then they'll come up point in the conversation where they clearly want out. And I keep it going.

There's a picture one of the writers took where you're, I think we're at San Diego for Comic Con and you're getting like around.

It's behind me. You're just, there's your surrounded by people and I'm just drinking wine because there's nothing I can do about it.

I'm surrounded by like 30 people that want selfies and you're in the foreground and you're drinking.

And it's not just that you're drinking glass of wine. It's the tallest poor I've ever seen.

You could soak your foot in this glass of wine. So is, so is drinking some wine while I'm back there working the flesh.

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