What's the late Joe? I'm your host, Stephen Colbert, and folks.

Cheers.

As crazy as the world seems, and she do seem crazy,

it's comforting ever so often to be reminded that actions still have consequences.

And even when those consequences are awful, it's nice to know you weren't crazy

when you pointed out those consequences were curing down the highway toward all of us

like a Jackknife manure spreader.

Case in point.

For years, the GOP said nothing while the former president told over 30,000 verifiable lies.

That's 20 lies a day. I don't always get in 20 steps a day.

So no one should be surprised when that party is the party that produces newly elected representative George Santos.

Seen here asking, are you there, God? It's me, LL Cool J.

We already knew. We already knew Santos lied about attending Baruch College

and being on the volleyball team, but recently, a radio clip that it surfaced from 2020 demonstrates

just how much Santos loves spreading his lies. He does it with the real Joie de Sieve.

When I did the Baruch, were you the number one volleyball player?

Did you graduate from Baruch? Did you graduate from there?

Yeah, so did I. I did. So did I.

Very cool. Very cool. Great institution. Very good professors.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Great school. Great professors.

Dumbledore, McGonagall, the nutty Santos continued to fabricate telling a story

where the sad made up ending.

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