Jess Fostekew
Russell Howard’s Five Brilliant Things
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4.5 • 566 Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 1:34.5 | Hello, my friends. |
| 1:35.9 | Welcome to Five Brilliant Things, |
| 1:38.6 | where I talk to amazing people about the things they love. |
| 1:40.8 | My guest today is a terrific stand-up comic, |
| 1:43.3 | an actor who is touring the UK right now with the latest show, |
| 1:44.2 | Iconic Breath. |
| 1:45.8 | It's Jess Foster Q and here are a five brilliant things. |
| 1:53.0 | Hello, Jess Foster Q. |
| 1:58.0 | Oh, hi. |
| 1:59.0 | You, I was thinking, I was just looking at you then, and I think you'd be a fantastic maid, Marion. Oh, thanks. Yeah, I think you've got the perfect look. You look like you would thrive in a forest. Thank you so much. And I mean that as a compliment. Like, I think, I'll take it as a compliment, but I'm also, I think that it serves, you clearly haven't brushed your hair since 1995 no you will need to revive so maybe I'm saying I see a kindred spirit no fair enough I used to love that show as a kid wasn't it the best yeah yeah and very funny like really it was one of those what was the full name of the show made marron and her merry |
| 2:36.6 | men that's right but it had lots of hidden jokes for adults that we obviously didn't get as kids |
| 2:41.2 | yeah but it was really yeah I bet it's still good actually how are you anyway yeah really well |
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