Jersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 5 - Kissed by a Dyed Blue Rose

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Bravo, Reality Tv, Girls And Gays, Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, Comedy

4.4 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode, Lara muses on the Heterosexual Midsommar vibes of straight weddings and Carey recaps the juicy new Duchess Meghan profile in The Cut. They also discuss some recent BRAVO-centric drama before delving into Season 1, Episode 5 of Jersey Shore. Back in Seaside Heights, NJ, Snooki heals from a violent assault, Ron's schism with Mike continues to deepen (as does his hetero-psychosis with Sammi Sweetheart), body-shaming ignites JWoww's urge to tussle and Vinny seeks out a fling with a cougar. Listen to this episode ad-free and get access to weekly bonus episodes and TONS of other premium content by joining the SUP Patreon.

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0:00.0	Peggy 18.
0:02.0	The prophecy safe, Femble Winter leads to Ragnarok.
0:06.0	Time is running out.
0:08.0	In moments of crisis, panic feels nothing.
0:12.0	My story doesn't end hiding in these woods.
0:14.0	I should be out there!
0:16.0	Finding out who I am.
0:18.0	I will not allow you to pick a fight with God.
0:20.0	Stop thinking like a father for a moment and start thinking like a general.
0:24.0	God of War, Ragnarok, available now on PS4 and PS5.
0:32.0	Miss Shane Holt is here in a place of tight bun,
0:36.0	a tight bun, a fresh face, a tight eye shirt, and she's ready to go coming fresh from Montana.
0:42.0	You were-
0:44.0	Went full bathed, doesn't it?
0:46.0	I peeked through the window when I came in and saw Laura in the couch and I went,
0:48.0	oops, she's wearing a bun.
0:50.0	Had to be done, my reentry into just like this Monday has been rough.
0:56.0	Even though I got back last night at like a decent time, like-
1:00.0	With Tonya?
1:02.0	Yeah, I had- I got back from the airport.
1:04.0	I had to go pick up Tony from the dog boarding place.
1:06.0	Would he have it to see you?
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