Jersey Shore, Bitch! Ep. 3: Fake Coughs and a Classy Night Out

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Bravo, Reality Tv, Girls And Gays, Tv & Film, Tv Reviews, Comedy

4.4 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2022

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Lara and Carey discuss Lara's wild 24 hours in Vegas, feat. Mz. Katy Perry, and the devastating (and truly shoncking) finale of HBO's The Anarchists before delving into Jersey Shore Season 1, Episode 3. Back in Seaside Heights, Angelina's final day in the shore house begins with an anticlimactic breakup, a laughably fake illness, and a confounding non-confrontation behind a bathroom door. JWoww faces her boyfriend in the wake of her brush with Pauly D's Prince Albert, and Sam and Ron get into their *first* fight. To listen to this episode ad-free and access video episodes and over 200 bonus episodes, join the SUP Patreon.

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0:56.0	Yeah, I did a very impromptu 24 hour trip to Vegas.
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