There's no doubt about it. It was a good workout. I said fuck it.

Not this gym membership was $250 a month.

And right away, I know I said, it's gotta be because of the towels.

You know, nowadays, if you're a gym and you're selling towels, not selling towels,

if you're addition out free towels, your price per month immediately skyrockets.

Take like equinox, for example, it's a joke.

It's an average gym. Equinox should be a $50 a month gym.

What is it? $450 because they're addition out towels.

They're taking the road less traveled. They're, they're, they're, they're washing towels

and drying them every free single day. So they think that you should spend another

$400,000 immediately skyrocket your price per month. Look, I like a good towel more

than the next guy. Know that about it. It's a great thing, but it shouldn't be used

as a bargaining chip to ramp it up another couple hundred dollars.

However, when he was doing his spiel, I said, wow, 250 is like, yeah, well,

you got to towel around your neck right now. That's pretty good. Hey, it was.

It was a good towel, but, but, but, you know, that's the thing.

So I said the $250, he said, look, I got a really good workout.

I mean, it's different.

Fuck it. $250. I'm in. Know that about it. Let's do it.

I go to this class, guys. I throw up after every class. It's intense.

I dread going. I throw up every time.

And I figured I'm pretty much paying $250 to throw up my breakfast.

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