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From Hollywood, California, by way of the Broken Skull Ranch, and an occasional side trip to Mexico.

This is the Steve Austin Show.

Give me a hell yeah.

Hell yeah!

Now, from the Onit.com Total Human Optimization Studio, here's Steve Austin.

All right, ladies and Jerry. Welcome to the Steve Austin show. Sitting here in Hollywood, California, with Moe Daw, which and my trusted dog, Hershey, the Wonder Dog. She rode shotgun with me in the 96 Suburban today. That some bitch is still pulling to the right, Mo. I'm maddering to hornet at my mechanic. I thought you got that fix-in for the second time. For the second time I did, and now he's telling me it's my tires. I've got a bad tire on that thing, and there's too much tread on them. Me being the cheap some bitch that I am, the person that likes to save money, because there's still plenty of tread on my tire, I can't just go and swap out four new tires because they're kind of those specialty treads, and you can't rotate them because you can't reverse the rotation. So I'm kind of, don't know where to shit or wind my watch. But being the frugal summits that I am, I'm going to keep standing course. It's going to keep right now still pulls to the left. It used to pull to the right, and it is what it is. Man, do you trust your mechanic?

Because I feel like mechanics sometimes, they screw you on this. They screw, they're like a bad dentist. You know, there's always something wrong with your mouth, and they always want to fix something. Yeah, back in Texas, I had a guy, I always took my stuff too, could trust him implicitly. And the same with this guy, I trust him 100% because they took it back the second time and worked on it for four or five hours, didn't charge me a dime. You know, the other labor was the other labor where I replaced a steering shaft. They're in the steering wheel column. And so I don't know. I don't know where they're, you know, I got to run new tires out. So I'm going to drive back and forth to Texas while my suburban still pulls to the left. So I'm a little pissed off about that. You know, I saw there's some Beverly Hills decals on that car. That's a fancy mobile you got there. Well, I traded right for it. I got it on a dime. That's why I'm happy with it. I love that damn supercharger but I can't stand with some much pulls to the left. Yeah, it might be cursed. I don't know, man.

What's going on with you? You look, uh, you look pretty why I'm happy with it. I love that damn supercharger, but I can't stand with some much pulls to the left. Yeah, it might be cursed.

I don't know, man.

What's going on with you?

You look pretty, you know, you're tired? Are you fraggled? Yeah, you know, I've been hanging, frazzled, a little exhausted, but I'm getting there, man. I took my, you know, my vitamins this morning. I should be good to go.

I took an alpha brain with a couple of cups of coffee this morning.

I took an alpha brain right for I come up here to talk to our guest today. Joining us here in a minute is going to be Jerry Lawler, the King, one of my favorites of all time. And I'm still a little bleary eye. I stayed up until about 12 last night watching the Jerry Lawler Andy Kaufman feud and bringing myself up to speed with that.

I watched about 20 matches.

I feel like I've been wrestling with Jerry for about a 60-minute Broadway, maybe five in a row.

And I've got some stories about working with Jerry Lawler.

But I don't know.

Tomorrow's Friday as we speak.

As you download this, I don't know what day it is. But as and Moe are talking, it's Thursday, and I just started my diet. So, such as Thursday... I thought you were on it. You've been on a diet for a while. Yeah, I know, but Norm keeps inviting me out on the boat, and I keep tossing down to coldwoods because he's driving the damn thing and only live a half mile from the marita. So I've been trying to get on the diet.

But that brings me to my next point.

We had a guest on the show a few weeks ago, Diamond Dallas Page, and I handed over to you last week, the DDP Yoga DVDs and T-shirts.

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