Jerry Seinfeld

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.6 • 69.9K Ratings

🗓️ 21 November 2022

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, 23 Hours to Kill) is a stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Jerry joins the Armchair Expert to discuss how much he dislikes vacations, why you shouldn't worship your children, and his ability to read people quickly. Dax and Jerry talk about how the algorithm isn't good for the art form of comedy, where their attraction to cars comes from, and the nice ways to scratch your face. Jerry explains how everyone is in the perfect car for them even if they borrowed it, how art is the disguising of art, and why everything in life needs to be edited. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	Bown, bown, bown, bown, bown, bown, bramb
0:05.0	brambau brambau brambau brambau brambau brambau
0:07.0	welcome, welcome.
0:10.0	That was good.
0:11.0	I got the few of them wrong. It's okay.
0:13.8	Okay. Overall, it made sex.
0:16.4	We have Jerry Seinfeld on today. Very excited.
0:20.1	Did I say welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome,
0:21.1	welcome, welcome, an armchair expert? I did, I got that in there. You said welcome, welcome, welcome welcome welcome welcome? I did I got that in there?
0:23.0	He said welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome
0:25.0	welcome, welcome, welcome, I'm sure expert.
0:26.0	Yeah we have Jerry Seinfeld today.
0:28.0	Big Cat. Really big, big time cat, big.
0:31.0	True legend.
0:32.0	He's a legend. Of course Seinfeld, you loved it. He has the most charming
0:36.0	show that we are addicted to called comedians and cars getting coffee that I'm sure most of you have watched. The best of the bester on it. It's so fun if you're into cars as well
0:45.9	It's just an added bonus. Well he has a new book out called the comedians in cars getting coffee book.
0:53.2	You dig it?
0:54.2	I love it.
0:55.2	Coffee book.
0:56.2	Because I love coffee table books.
0:57.9	Do you think though it should have said the comedians and cars getting coffee table book?
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