Jerry Purpdrank's Date Made His Mouth Bleed

Worst Firsts with Brittany Furlan

Brittany Furlan & Studio71

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Brittany is joined by musician, entertainer and Vine-alum Jerry Purpdrank to lay out a few of his worst first dates, like one with a girl who wasn't satisfied with just kissing and another that might be the worst cook in America. He describes how some their make-out session almost landed him in the emergency room after she kept biting him too hard and making him bleed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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1:51.0	And it was so funny because I was like what should I call you? I was like should I call you
1:56.2	Jerry? He's like no you can call me you can call me perp Jerry and I thought he was saying like you can call me perp jerry and I was like that's backwards though I like but he's like he meant perp or jerry
2:07.4	How did you come up with perp drink again? I totally forget I know you've told me before
2:11.6	Back back in the day I was a young and they,
2:15.5	I used to drink those little barrel juices
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