Hey part of my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take sports are back sort of, we got a rain delay in the Nats Yankees game. We have Gerry O'Connell on the show, one of our favorite recurring guests. Always a good time. We have, let's see, Fire Fest of the Week. Yes, a Mount Rushmore of PLL lacrosse. Gain names, awesome Mount Rushmore PLL's coming back on Saturday and Sunday. What else do we have? Oh, baseball changed all their rules right before the first pitch

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Now in the street they rip violence and then as I've stopped working, we've done Loved with the hangar, no washing and then I can't live all on the sun Oh no, we're gonna run down to electric high value And's part of my tape Welcome to part of my tape presented by the cash app go down. What are right now use code bar so you get $10 free $, $10 to ASPCA. Today is Friday, July 24th. It doesn't matter, sports are back. Sports are back big time. We had an opening night tonight. My dad did not trick me into going to a game and then psyching me out. But I did get psyched out by the weather. The weather has psyched us out. The nats are officially ON1 starting.

Wait, it was final, right? Yes, it was final because it went five or a went five and a half full innings. So let me ask you a question, PFT. The biggest story outside of Dr. Fauci's first pitch, woof garbage. But you know what? Let's take a side bar walk down this conversation. I actually think first pitches Either be terrible or be incredible. I don't think Dr. Fauci had incredible in him Might as well just go terrible so like if you're in the middle. Yeah, no one remember He shot putted it. That was a mistake. He had bad form, but it was almost good how bad it was If you're throwing out a first pitch you just have to get it inside the home plate circle the dirt part around home play I'm not talking about the batter's box. I'm talking about just that it's probably what like 15 feet. Yeah 17 feet wide Just roll it in there if it if you bounce it that's fine. I guess he's an older guy. What is he like 75? I think it's like 80. Oh, yeah So it would actually be concerning to me if Dr. Fauci went out there and grooved one like 90 miles an hour

Yes, right down the pipe that That would be like, I don't know if I want this guy leading my response to infectious disease. So I tweeted out that a Groundhog's day joke that we had because of the bad throw, we had six more months of coronavirus. And then my mentions just became a debate about masks. So that was fun. Yeah, that's where my phone might actually thank God the iPhone is playing tricks on us because it overheated and I just threw it into the fucking East River. I was like done for the night. The take was a little too spicy. Now in a six sick way it was kind of nice to have my first bad beat of the year. Yeah, because like I missed I missed missing on a gambling bet. So I had three bets tonight. I had Aaron Judge to get a ground out or a pop fly in his second bet with on that. I had the over and that's what fucked me. The rain fucked me. I might actually, I said that I was going to, I was going to convert to Satanism if they didn't play this game because God was playing a cruel trick

God heard me and played a double trick on me to guess what will give you a game

But I'm also gonna give you bad beat but then again in a way it just it felt good to feel something again

Yes and and when I was gonna say to start the show

five

or no five in at five innings pitched for gyrical five innings pitched one hit one or run just the home run pinstripes is it time pinstripes i i will say that i think the pinstripes of bids right to value to a little bit because they've got that nike swoosh on their now all yeah here is it was i think that this is a new era. This is pin stripes 2.0. I also saw ESPN had an article today because Yankee fans get very mad when we mock the pin stripes, but then they are willingly ready to get a debate about it because they mean something. ESPN had a totally serious headline, the power of pin stripes, how Garakol bought into becoming a Yankee. He got aol is a Yankee fan for his entire life, so he is now got his pinstripes officially

given by me.

Now I can't take them away, but I have given him to him now.

He feels like it's a little early to get.

Now I prematurely take the strike.

Want me to read that line for you again?

Five innings pitched, one earned, one hit.

So a complete game, complete game, uh, not shut out,

but close to it.

As close to a shut out as you can get. So let's embrace debate on the aspect of the empty stadiums because the Dodger stadium, they had the cutouts behind home plate, and DC was just empty seats behind there. I like the idea of the cutouts mostly because I'm just waiting for a line drive foul ball to take one of the heads the cutouts. Yes. That's going to be a cool moment when it happens for the first time.

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