Good morning from hell I'm Chris and I died recently and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where I interview everyone in the underworld with my co-host who is running for president of hell against his older brother Satan Clayton Clayton Clayton is what are you doing?

Shadow Boxing Chris I'm shadow boxing get ready. I'm getting ready Chris getting ready for what the show get ready for the debate next week. Okay. I'm out of breath. I'm actually lightheaded right now. Okay. Um

So I got it to debate next week. It's gonna be for the primaries. All right for the hell elections. Uh-huh, and you know, I'm getting ready

I'm you know practicing my form in case things get physical. I'm hitting the books

Literally, I've been punching books over there. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I see that. I see a stack of books. I fucked them up

Therefore stole their knowledge from them. I guess I can't say unequivocally that you won. Yeah. No, no, I kicked a task. Also, my neck hurts really bad

Is it true? Would they say that if you sleep on a book you absorb the knowledge?

Like it just kind of permeates your skull as I think right? Well, what what book did you sleep on? Oh?

You know the one Chris. It's got all the words in it. You know, it's that book the book with all the words in it like what you open it up

And there's words and then you you it like it describes like what the words are like it

You know, it tells you what the dictionary that saw. Thank you. Oh my gosh. Yeah, does that work do I absorb like all the knowledge from that book?

That's a thing right? Yeah, okay. It's cool. Yeah, it's totally working. All right sweet. All right. Well, hey, let's get to Q&A man

I can prep for the debate later. I already know I'm gonna win. I'm feeling feeling good

Okay, we got a question here from Twitter from Patrick at Rorainy 10

29 you just butchered his last name. I'm sure he's very happy about that. Go on. What's up? Ruber? Reney?

He wants to know what is water cooler talk like in hell. Oh, hmm. Well, you know, it's kind of like up on earth

It's you know punishment. It's awful. I mean, there's a few differences like our water is it's always boiling

Yeah, so you know if you ever happen to like rest your elbow on the water cooler, you know

Oh, you burn your elbow, you know, we talk about just the stupidest most boring shit imaginable

I mean, yeah, again, it's not too dissimilar from earth. I imagine yeah, it's like there's always someone there who wants to tell you about

His mortgage rates that and then they just started watching a series from like eight years ago

Yeah, let's talk about breaking bad. Yeah, how about that finale and then you're like the series finale and you're like no no like season three

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