A control room, please mark 752 and 40 seconds a.m. on today's tape.

What did I say?

Simsisms.

Corottery.

That's what a great leader does, you know, brings out something that's kind of an inside the locker room joke,

and now, you know, today it causes some corrodery in the locker room.

I have a feeling we know how tomorrow's show will be starting here with yet another edition

to the book of Simsisms.

Simsisms.

I think I said camaraderie.

Unless the tape was doctored, it was indeed carottery we heard correctly.

And I also got a couple of emails from people who are watching the show, Chris,

I think for one reason and one reason only.

Just to see what I'm going to say, huh?

To find the next addition to the book of Simsisms. I mean, hey, look, for whatever reason. If you're watching for that good. Welcome to the party. Whatever. Just so you'll watch. We don't care. Sure. Don't worry. You're here for the football. That's right. If you're waiting for Chris to say something that we can add to the book of Simsisms, then go for it.

Go for it. I'll deliver at some point here over the next two hours, so don't worry. I mean, I don't even know if that one classifies as a Simsism. I mean, at least usually, well, to me, that was just total stupidity, carottery. I don't even know what the hell that came out of my mouth there. I mean, usually there's like some logic.

I don't know.

I just misspoke completely there.

But yep, put it on my tab, add it to my book one of these days. I'm going to sell this damn book and make money from it. They're not going to publish it. It's too long. You have to hit a sweet spot, right? They don't want to kill too many trees to put it out there. So anyway, look, we have fun every day, and Chris is a good sport

about it because what happens is sometimes the brain moves faster than the mouth, and we have

ideas that we want to articulate, and sometimes, and I do it too, I just don't do it enough

to make a book out of it. We say things that maybe we shouldn't say, and I do it too, I just don't do it enough to make a book out of it.

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