here we go i will get to shadur and to what dach said saturday night and to how tray lance

played again on sunday i'll get to all that in just a couple of minutes but first up jerry

jones that's all that's all that's all that's But first up, Jerry Jones.

That's all I have to say.

Two little words, two little five-letter names that both start with the same letter,

alliteration domination, Jerry Jones. That's all I have to say, and I have your undivided attention.

Think about this. Not exaggerating this. Jerry Jones is now, post-Tom Brady, the face of the National Football League.

He's beyond Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen, Lamar Jackson, and Mr. Taylor Swift, beyond all those.

He's the face.

Tell me I'm wrong.

Jerry Jones is the most famous slash infamous owner in sports history times 10.

As Ian O'Connor wrote the other day in the athletic, Jerry is George Steinbrenner on steroids.

Not that Jerry's really on steroids, but you get the point.

I will bet you that so far through NFL training camps across the league,

the name most typed and the name most spoken on TV and on all of digital is Jerry Jones.

Now, of course, that's at the moment because that penny pinching Jerry is doom poor.

Michael Parsons wrong.

But... that penny pension Jerry is doing poor. Michael Parsons wrong. But I'm here to tell you, Jerry Jones is about to get even more famous than he already is.

In fact, I just might see Jerry Jones tonight at the Hollywood premiere of the upcoming Netflix

documentary that revolves around Jerry Jones like so many Troy Emmett Michael planets around

the enormous blazing sun that is Jerry Jones.

The first episode of this 10-part documentary drops next Monday.

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