Okay, you action-loving sports maniacs, look, we all like having something, something on the games. Hell, it's what keeps us from going to bed or watching Top Chef. But when you are putting your money out there on these rough gambling streets, the number one thing you need to know is simply this. A, when will I get my money without a hassle? And B, is this online sports book going to be a dirt patch and a cloud of dust next week?

Well, with the official sweet action site of the Zabcast, my bookie is that place.

I've been doing business with them for over five years.

They've got great odds.

Don't gouge on the Vig.

Have all kinds of props and futures.

And best of all, in the rare case there's ever a customer

service issue.

Guess who your customer service rep is?

That's right.

Me, El Baldo.

So get in there.

Open an account.

Use promo code Zabe, Charlie Zulu, Alpha Bravo Echo, so they know that I sent you.

And bet with your head no over it.

And you'll never look back. You'll never be tempted to try these other big clown books that are spending a

trillion dollars on fancy ad campaigns. MyBooky.com, my bookie.com. You got a bookie? Yes,

you do. And you don't have to meet him in a seedy Italian restaurant to settle up.

Stay tuned for a special presentation.

It's a lot better than we usually do.

All right, drums on.

Let's do this.

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