Jermaine Beckford | Bang Bus

Undr The Cosh

Undr The Cosh Ltd

Comedy, Soccer, Sports

4.8 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 122 minutes

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We’re back! Kicking things off in what must be series-god-only-knows-what is Jermaine Beckford and what a guy he is. From starting out as an RAC driver, we were once incorrectly informed that Beckford went full Bonnie Blue with a mattress in the back, but he’s finally put those rumours to rest. After getting his dream move to Leeds, Beckford has plenty of tales: Christmas phone calls with Ken Bates, some bizarre coaching from Kevin Blackwell, and coaches who were somehow better than the players. With a huge contrast in dressing rooms throughout his career, we hear how Fellaini and Phil Neville might have reacted to Parkin’s dressing-room antics, as well as stories of the brutal pranks going on at clubs in the lower divisions. 🌏 Get an exclusive NordVPN deal here → https://nordvpn.com/cosh This is risk-free with Nord’s 30-day money-back guarantee! Bespoke kits for your club with O'Neills Sportswear UK 👇 👕Your custom design 🚚Delivered in 4-6 weeks ✅Low minimum order quantity 🤝Kit out your team now, from this link: https://bit.ly/3z46QiI 🎧 Full episode available to listen & download now: 🟢 Spotify - https://tinyurl.com/yc4dnec3 🍏 Apple Podcasts - https://tinyurl.com/yue6snp3 Get two extra episodes a month with the Undr The Cosh Patreon club⬇️ https://tinyurl.com/2p8pts4a Subscribe: https://tinyurl.com/mt5h8td3 | Merch: https://tinyurl.com/ytv7rmke Watch the newest videos: https://tinyurl.com/2nr7amwa Follow Under The Cosh Instagram: https://tinyurl.com/3vzcartn Facebook: https://tinyurl.com/yckpr37k Twitter: https://tinyurl.com/286aahys Watch more videos! Undr The Cosh Podcast | Under The Cosh: https://tinyurl.com/5b3e2k29 Podcast Best Bits | Under The Cosh: https://tinyurl.com/ysbf2m4h On The Road | Under The Cosh: https://tinyurl.com/ua8t9vfu Most Popular: https://tinyurl.com/3z76x3ck #UnderTheCosh #Podcast #FootballPodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Say it's good to be back, good to be back. Is that right? Who sang that? Don't think you should be singing it though. Why who sang that? Gary Glitter. What is it? Oh, skip. Get off that, mate. Started again. The boys are back in town. We'll go with that one. We'll go with that one. New series. That role varies. No. No.
0:23.6	We don't matter anyway. That bit doesn't matter, does it? New series, new trousers.
0:26.6	Finn Lizzie.
0:27.6	Finn Lizzie. New series, new trousers. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I fucking miss you, lads. I have missed you.
0:33.6	I've missed you.
0:34.6	Series must be 24, 25.
0:38.3	I don't know.
0:39.6	I don't know.
0:40.6	Yeah, 24, 25?
0:42.3	Great to see you.
0:42.9	Thanks for joining us again.
0:43.8	Yeah.
0:43.9	And special thank you once again.
0:46.2	O'Neill Sports were supporting the entire series once again.
0:50.8	I've started to think they're my favourite people in the world.
0:53.5	I've heard on the grapevine there's potentially new kits on the I heard it on the Great Vine there's a little musical intro I like it is that his new theme for the series yep there are whispers there are a wispit you're always killer, Chris. New kits. Careless whispers.
1:12.0	Hey!
1:13.8	Fucking, that we're on fire!
1:15.9	Who have we got?
1:16.7	I ain't a clue!
1:18.2	I've just got songs running through me head.
1:21.0	We've got Jarvis Cocker on first.
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