“Jerk Off And Say Ur Ambitious” Pt. 1 (w/ Greta Kline)
Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat
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4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 September 2019
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Cat, Pat, and special guest Greta Kline discuss Frankie Cosmos, having a young mom but old dad, finding out where your vagina is, and so much more!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever! |
| 0:30.0 | We'll see |
| 0:39.0 | And welcome to seek treatment of hot cats about boys |
| 0:43.0 | That's fucking dating and love |
| 0:45.0 | Wow, we're back in business |
| 0:47.0 | We're back in the book. We're back in the book. We're back in town. The book is a bank. You know, a lot of people are going over six feet |
| 0:52.0 | But not only will we go out to have a seven week. No, seven makes us so absolutely say with me random. Yeah, we go like |
| 0:58.4 | Yeah, wait, you're talking two months. Yeah, but you're talking to me. See that's what I have a problem with is that way of counting months because people say things like eight weeks |
| 1:06.4 | 16 weeks 12 weeks, oh, that's wrong and they're like that's four months three months and that's how I think of it |
| 1:10.8 | It's how it's conditioned thing of it. That's like when you look at it 16 you hear 16 weeks you think four months |
| 1:15.4 | Yeah, absolutely. You do the math. It's like way less. Oh really? Like 17 weeks is gonna go ahead and be about I don't believe you |
| 1:24.0 | Because let's think about it unless you're dealing with February |
| 1:26.7 | I just absolutely no reason and hell as long as I deal with |
| 1:29.8 | I woke up the month like why can't my window is only even see the |
| 1:33.3 | But then why can't I all be even students so crazy? I think all the months should be the same on days all states should be the same shape |
| 1:39.8 | Yeah, why are they random ass shapes like everything a square like a checker board is how you know, you'd say it's map should be |
| 1:45.7 | And you know what else why are the prices like 75 no, I can't how normalized like 99 has been |
| 1:53.4 | It's so fresh. It's like |
| 1:55.4 | I don't want it. It's so condesc I don't think it's another dollar less because you did that like it's so I'm not dumb |
| 2:00.8 | I mean, it's like the fact that we all do that for so long that's like that |
| 2:04.8 | Like 799 is a tradition in America is so fucking weird and annoying. It's the worst tradition |
| 2:10.1 | It's like the stupid family tradition where it's like I don't know why we do this |
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