Jericho Cruise detailed report ... Well, not really that detailed

The Raven Effect

Tv & Film, Wrestling, Comedy, Sports, Music

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 5 November 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

All you could ever want to know about the Jericho Cruise... except for probably a lot of pertinent facts; Raven puts over ROH vs IMPACT match, the costumes worn by the Bullet Club, and the 200 man Superkick for the finish; well, maybe not 200, but there were a lot of people Superkicking... It was a perfect finish, as Sami Callihan stayed a bastard heel to the end, which brought a tear to Raven's eye; Busby's greatest Hep Snap lineup and his consensus greatest Hep Snap ever; Frank the Clown disguised as Frank the Transvestite, meets Frank the Lawyer; the Cheers and Jeers Guy gets a big "suck it" in the intro but later makes Raven tell a poorly constructed joke; very little Busby on the show... I don't mean Busby on the show is very little, he's not. I mean very little of Busby on the show; between Skype dicking around at the end, Raven telling stories and just a smidge of Raven interrupting, Busby was relegated to (eating) second banana; finally, Raven pays off the musical cliffhanger and sings his version of Molly Hatchet's Flirting with Disaster called, (Busby's) Hurting Cause his Ass Sore, one fan letter, and of course all the usual perversions.Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/the-raven-effect--5166640/support.

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0:00.0	The wrestling superstar Raven. A cornucopia of stupidity masquerading as a podcast. Critics have hailed it is everything from...
0:17.0	Who's this Raven jerk? And...
0:19.0	If you want clever discourse, nonsensical banter, and incessant rambling, well, this is... What? The Spider-My Raimler-Man-Man-Man-Man-C-Man-C-Laid!
0:37.0	Ladies, gentlemen, idiots, bluesies, and reprobates.
0:42.0	This is Raven. Hello and welcome! It is October 31st, Halloween, and I just got back to the Jericho
1:06.0	Cruz. Of course, Halloween will have already happened by the time this airs because it's
1:10.4	errors in the future. Not the far-flung future where Trump caused the
1:13.6	apocalypse and robots took over because they said and I quote we couldn't run the
1:17.9	world much worse and then they immediately enslaved the entire human
1:21.4	population but as a gesture of kindness they gave free
1:24.7	hand jobs to anyone with or without photo ID or green card or citizenship or you get
1:31.1	it unfortunately for half the population, the kinder, more generous
1:35.2	and intelligent sex women, they had nothing to be jerked off. So they had a robot stimulate
1:40.8	their clit orally, sometimes for hours at a time only stopping after each
1:44.8	individual woman achieved multiple orgasms.
1:48.4	The multiple orgasms thing that men can do is probably why women are kinder and more generous and definitely more
1:53.6	intelligent callback. The robot came to be immortalized in history by the name
1:58.5	Clatoris Boris probably because he was Russian. Russian to finish because he was Russian.
2:03.0	Russian to finish because he must have been exhausted.
2:06.0	Ha! Suck it, Cheers and Cheers guy!
2:09.0	After every woman achieved multiple orgasm, they were all released, which made people think that the robots were just a bunch of perves.
2:17.5	But it turns out that they let the women go free when they realized all women from the past 2,000 plus years by
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