Hello, Jeremy. Welcome to the men's room.

Oh, la, fellas.

Ola!

So I inherited the awesome ability to be late to everything for my dad.

Okay. What is the reason that you're always late?

I have no idea. I spent 17 years in the military, and, you know, the thing is, if you're not 15 minutes early, you're late. I have no idea. I spent 17 years in the military and, you know, the thing is if you're not 15

minutes earlier, you're late. And apparently that didn't track after I got out. How did you do while

you were in the military? I mean, were you punctual when you were there? No.

No.

Dang.

I thought there was, I mean, that's that kind of a rule?

Well, yeah, and then maybe we call it bell tapping.

So, I mean, I made it, I made it just in time most of the time.

No, what was this?

He just, he was never in a hurry to get anywhere.

Was he distracted by something?

Yeah, he definitely distracted by stuff.

And if I have appointments and stuff that I have to be on time for, I'm on time.

But if it's left to my own demise or like a friend gathering or whatever, I'm usually kind of late.

And God forbid they change the time to an hour later or so. And you're giving a procrastinator with ADHD extra time, and that's just horrible. Well, it's their fault for telling you. My buddy Tony was like this. And we realized, and he was always late. And the first words out of his mouth were always it's not my fault maybe it was maybe

it wasn't we just stopped caring but we would lie about what time we want to do something and we

would change it honestly by 45 minutes and that way he'd show up like five minutes early and that way

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