Last week on the Sonic Truth Dynasty podcast.

Mark my words, I will pull it.

Rip Cord 3 does nuke the entire show.

It's why it's rarely used.

And I was going to wear an American flag over my shoulders for this episode.

And you cannot allow me to continue to blast away and then shape shift and then

teleport behind you and blast away some more and then all the sudden your own

torpedo is headed right for you.

Not even my own torpedo. It looked different than the one that I fired.

And no, there isn't a deeper metaphor there.

And...

If you did any prep whatsoever, looked at the rankings once, checked the show sheet once,

listen to the clip of Marsha Lynch talking to John Wirthheim once, you would know all these things!

And... Is this the time when you think people start masturbating to the show? So, What's up everybody? Welcome to the Sonic Truth Dynasty podcast. I'm your host Nate

List. You can find me on Twitter at an

outrage Jew. And with me as always, is Mr. Matt Kelly. You can find him on

Twitter at Fantasy underscore Mansion. And tonight, we're bringing on a

special guest.

Although unfortunately, Jeff Miller was unavailable.

So we settle for the next best thing.

And that is Carl Safjick,

host of the Dynasty One Podcast podcast and you can find Carl at Carl Saferik.

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