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🗓️ 30 April 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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From Kill Tony, Roast Battle and Stand-Up on The Spot, Fitzdog Radio welcomes back Jeremiah Watkins
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0:00.0 | Welcome to Fitzdog Radio. |
0:12.1 | It's another, I record these on Monday. |
0:15.2 | They come out on Wednesday. |
0:17.0 | I don't know what's going on your life right now. |
0:20.2 | But I've been on Twitter a little bit today, which I'm not, I don't go on it a lot, to be honest. |
0:26.7 | I feel like I've outgrown it, but there was a discussion today about whether or not a hundred men could take on a gorilla, which captivated my attention way more than it should have. |
0:39.0 | It should have been a glancing thought exercise for just a few seconds, and it turned into |
0:46.7 | maybe an hour, maybe an hour of debating it online. And I don't know. In the end end i think what it comes down to is all right a gorilla |
0:57.4 | take uh take a silverback gorilla those big fast motherfuckers that you see in the zoo and you're so |
1:06.7 | glad that there's a giant plexiglass wall between you or whatever. |
1:19.6 | And a hundred guys and you think, all right, well, maybe if it was the right, 100 guys, like, okay, if you got Navy SEALs that are first of all going to work in unison and are going to have a strategy and are going to be |
1:29.9 | willing to get injured if not killed. I mean, there's a very good chance that the first two guys in |
1:37.1 | are cannon fodder, their guerrilla fodder. You will get ripped apart. Can you, as a soldier, absorb? |
1:47.7 | Now, normally, they would because they're fighting for liberty. |
1:53.3 | They're fighting for democracy. |
1:55.7 | But in this case, you're fighting over an internet dare. So I guess you're not going to get Navy SEALs so |
2:06.2 | you're going to have to ratchet it down to the next level down and the next level down and |
2:11.5 | many many levels down I think it would really just be a hundred internet trolls. Shitty people. |
2:18.3 | People that don't care that the silverback gorilla is an endangered species and are willing |
2:24.4 | to kill one to settle a bet. |
2:30.5 | Is it a bet or is it just a, it's just a question? |
2:35.3 | So I don't know. |
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