Jeremiah 51-52

Thomas and the Bible

Thomas Smith

Religion, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 546 Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2015

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Happy new year! That’s about all there is to say about this. We say good bye to a year and to a terrible book, since we finish Jeremiah!!!! Yay!!! Hopefully the next one is a little more entertaining, though with a name like Lamentations of Jeremiah, I don’t hold out much hope…

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0:00.0	Previously on Thomas in the Bible, just the same old stuff we've come to expect from Jeremiah, except for the destruction prophecies are against the Moabites and not the Israelites, but the analogies are equally as boring and repetitive.
0:22.3	And as usual, God doesn't seem to be following through with any of them.
0:26.2	Basically, God seems like a lot of talk.
0:29.2	With a Thomas Yon count of two, and a Thomas sneeze count of one.
0:53.9	Thank you. Hey, good news. Good to hear from Harley again. Sne sneeze count of one. Yeah. That was kind of funny.
0:59.1	Yeah, nice to hear from Harley again. Love those intros. They're always fun. They're always, they just give me that little boost I need going into the horrendous awfulness that is, that is the perfect book of the Lord. Okay, so,
1:14.1	interesting news. Um, I thought that since there's only two chapters of Jeremiah left, I figured
1:21.3	we were going to have some split episode where we go, oh, finish Jeremiah and then go to
1:25.9	lamentations. But for whatever reason, the page has worked
1:29.4	exactly right that it finishes Jeremiah. So 51, 52, that's what we're reading today. I'm guessing,
1:35.3	looks like 51.1's pretty darn long. So I'm guessing they're just two long chapters. But
1:40.5	still pretty cool. We don't have to do a little split thing. Most importantly, I don't have to
1:45.7	type in dash lamentations. That's much more elegant to just type in Jeremiah. So that's what's
1:53.1	happening with me. What's happening with you guys? Okay, well, moving on. So let's read,
1:59.7	Jeremiah 51. Let's just get, let's just finish this
2:02.6	effing Jeremiah. We're done. It's a new year. This is New Year's Eve. I'm trying to finish so I can
2:07.5	get to a little party that I don't want to go to. And, uh, and that's that. So we're going to
2:15.7	finish Jeremiah. We will, we'll lock Jeremiah away in 2014. We'll forget
2:20.6	Jeremiah ever existed. We will do our best to expunge the world of the bloodline of Jeremiah.
2:26.5	Hopefully they're all dead by now because this book is terrible. And, but unfortunately,
2:32.0	the book I just looked, we're moving on to is lamentations of Jeremiah.
2:35.6	So that's, what is that going to be like?
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