Previously on Thomas in the Bible, God condones slavery, but gets pissed when the Israelites don't keep the slaves the way he sees fit.

Some princes hear the word Jeremiah has written against them, and they get scared and tell

the king about it.

Then the king gets angry and burns the scrolls.

I've decided to just count down to the New Testament in multiples of five until we're ten episodes prior,

where I'll count down every week, or twice a week if you get the Patreon to that goal.

But please,

John,

with the Thomas Your Count of four.

What? What is screwing with my fundraising now, Harley? I don't get it. What the hell's going on?

Yeah, so I'd prefer we get to the Patreon goal so I can do, we can get to the New Testament and it cannot be so long and drawn out.

But we'll see. Harley says otherwise. All right. What are we doing here?

38, Jeremiah 38 through 42. I don't know why I'm on Jeremiah 30. Oh yeah. That was the last one I read.

That's why. Still have it open from last week. Don't know why. All right, 38. Let's see. Announcements.

So comedy Shushine is on iTunes.

Go to iTunes and search Comedy Shoeshine and listen to it and go to the Facebook and go to the

Twitter. It's just, it's good. It's really funny. It's not the Bible. Maybe that's a bad

marketing plan as I speak to the people who are listening to the Bible.

Yeah, guys, it's not the Bible. It's not this. This sucks. Go listen to that now.

All right. So, Jeremiah 38. I'm going to guess that we're just going to continue with the same thing we've been doing.

Then Chef Fataya, the son of Matan and Gedadoliah, the son of Paschur, and Jukal, the son of

Shalemaiah, the son of Malchia, heard the words that Jeremiah had spoken unto all the people

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