Hello, do you run a questionable dog behavioral school?

And some of the unfortunate, you know, byproducts or mishaps that occur on your job?

Is that sometimes client animals get mauled to death by your pit bull named

junior well if that's the case you are going to love my service where you can send us just sort of a basic

gist of what happened at your dog school and we'll give you like 300 different reasons you can go with

that seem really plausible we do things like it was a car wreck to I think

a lawnmower touched it to oh no yeah I think the FedEx guy left some of their drugs or something

by the door. We have so many excuses. And anyway, Caesar Malang get at us. This is really for you.

But shout out to my business business which is called dog skeuses

by sophia thank you so much for having me i am sophia alexandra um welcome to the program and

thank you for all of the important work that your firm does to make sure that dog murderers do not face justice.

Allegedly, allegedly, allegedly, okay, go on.

Hello, have you ever been in a situation where you're a dog and you would like to become an attorney?

Well, come to

come to bark wooferson's

lock aboodle you can come get a free bone with every sign up. And you know what?

Until you graduate from us with a JD, you don't owe us a cent.

Holy shit.

And, you know, I have always been a proponent of dog professionals.

And so, of course, you know, my name.

I am Miles Gray.

Oh, well, two giants coming together to lend the people their wits as they listen to this show,

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