Jennifer Garner | Kristi Business
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
The alleged affair between DHS Sec. Kristi Noem and her advisor Corey Lewandowski is reportedly making life hell for their staffers, President Obama backpedaled after telling a podcaster that aliens are real, and you should think twice before taking nutrition advice from the chatbot on the new HHS website. Beloved actress Jennifer Garner knows how to live life to the fullest, whether it’s taking her mom to Canada to see the Northern Lights, or enjoying the unique pleasures of a snow day in New York City. Watch the Season Two premiere of “The Last Thing He Told Me” this Friday on AppleTV.
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| 0:00.0 | Your favorite true crime series, 48 Hours, is back for a new season, and so is the official |
| 0:05.5 | after show podcast, Postmortem. Every Monday, listen to a new episode of 48 hours, and then |
| 0:11.2 | join me, 48 Hours correspondent Anne-Marie Green on Tuesday for a new episode of Postmortem, |
| 0:17.2 | where we bring you a closer look at each case. This case was eye-opening on so many different levels. |
| 0:24.1 | Follow and listen to 48 hours on the free Odyssey app or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:34.4 | Welcome one and all in here out there, all around the world to the late show. |
| 0:38.2 | I'm your host Stephen Colbert. |
| 0:40.0 | Ladies and welcome. |
| 0:42.1 | Good to see you all of you. |
| 0:43.4 | You know, first of all, I start up by saying, happy President's Day, everybody. |
| 0:47.8 | And I just want to warn you're right off the Bean here. |
| 0:52.8 | That does not apply to all presidents. |
| 0:55.1 | I don't know about you. |
| 1:01.5 | Now I'm running. |
| 1:02.8 | I'm a President's Day originalist, okay? |
| 1:05.6 | It wasn't always all presidents. |
| 1:07.4 | When I was a kid, we had a few President's birthdays that we celebrated in different |
| 1:10.6 | days in the winter. And then, and those holidays were eventually merged into one. I believe |
| 1:16.7 | following an accident at the Fermilab particle accelerator, they jammed together into what we now call |
| 1:24.3 | President's Day, but this still does not apply to every single president, okay? |
| 1:29.3 | It is specifically honoring our first president, George Washington, |
| 1:32.3 | our 16th president, Abraham Lincoln, |
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