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🗓️ 24 May 2022
⏱️ 26 minutes
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0:00.0 | Well, welcome, one and all, down here, up there. |
0:09.0 | High and away, over there. |
0:10.3 | Hello, gentlemen, ladies and good to see you. |
0:12.8 | Welcome, one and all, to the Late Show. |
0:14.6 | I am your host, Stephen Colbert. |
0:16.8 | Now, folks, if you watch the show regularly, |
0:23.9 | and I hope you do, you know that I try |
0:26.8 | to have a pretty positive outlook on the world, |
0:29.4 | such as it is, I see the glasses half full. |
0:32.7 | I don't always know what the liquid is, |
0:34.8 | and I'm definitely not drinking it, but it's half full. |
0:39.3 | But current events have me a little unsettled, |
0:44.2 | a little, a little flurpy about America's future, |
0:48.6 | and I'm not alone, because according to a recent CBS news, |
0:51.2 | you go of Mountain Dew Code Red Pole. |
0:53.2 | America's mood is uneasy and worried. |
0:57.5 | Things are so stressful. |
0:58.8 | Our national bird is now the balding eagle. |
1:03.5 | So it's good. |
1:04.8 | Long may he wave. |
1:05.6 | You just got to save it? |
1:10.2 | Thank you. |
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