And now live from isolation station at Burbank, California, it's the plague week 53 of the

Alessandro's in his universe friendship.

Tonight, Alessandro welcomes a guest.

He's a producer and definitely not a hobo, even though he washes his clothes in a tub

with a stick, it's Chef Jeff.

He's an executive hair model and the king of laundry mountain, it's hashtag out.

And she's a comedian and the effervescent, always cheerful, sworn enemy of every Skittles

product manager, is Jenikim Jones.

Tone Zone is here to show you how to start an only fans account for your dog.

I'm husband Daniel, same hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend,

Alessandro's in.

Hello my little birthday cake peeps.

Welcome to another exciting episode of Alessandro's is your new best friend, that particular

sugary carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon.

But you have a cast bomb, all sorts of fun stuff on Patreon.

Lately, I've been doing bonus episodes where I answer your questions and people want

to know stuff like tell me which episodes went poorly behind the scenes.

And I just put it all out there and I name names and it's super juicy and gossipy unless

that's not something that appeals to you in which case it's the other things that do

appeal to you.

Patreon.com slash Alessandro's and also you can see this very video right now up on Patreon.

I am very excited to clear my throat.

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