Can I pull this out my eyes and some some my gaze?

I'll give you one mile out of one mile out of my eye, a day.

Maybe just ask me.

I'm Claire Parker and I'm Ashley Hamilton.

And this is Celebrity Memoir, but Club Beth.

Welcome, worms, New and old for those of you who aren't quite aware of what we do here.

This is a book club that ain't your Papa's book club.

I don't think a father has ever been in a book club.

I don't think there's ever in the history of the world been a man-based book club.

That's just graduate school.

I think men read books sometimes.

My dad has Mike Ditke's autobiography.

Yeah, but they don't read it together.

He doesn't call a buddy and discuss the symbolism.

Okay, well, if he did, this wouldn't be that.

What we are are two comedians, first and foremost,

making jokes, having a laugh, learning about pop culture,

in an ethical way, which is by reading the words written by celebrities.

Sometimes we deliver a harsh dose of opinion.

Sometimes we're just here to have fun.

I would say to us, fun is a harsh opinion.

Here's the thing is we're going to give you guys all of the best gossip

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