Welcome back to another episode of Sidetrack.

You have both your hosts here today.

You have Andrew T.M.I.

You have Jenna with the wonky eye.

Oh my gosh.

That was good.

That was good.

I feel like that could be the, what does Alex Cooper say?

It sounds like she's on the phone when she says it.

Like, this is Alex Cooper and you're watching cult.

You got your wonky eye princess and your new love, your future love interest. There's no incest. No, but I will say. What? That I look gorgeous. Speaking of incest. Sorry. Coming in hot. I've been gone for two weeks. I got to let it all out. I told my therapist, like, obviously I talk about you. And I say, like, we're, I'm best friends with my brother-in-law. Like, we do everything together. And she totally thinks that we're having an affair. Oh, she doesn't know I'm gay. No. Like, I didn't feel it was pertinent to bring up. Do we have the same therapist? No. We just go to the same place.

I felt it was like a conflict of interest if we did. What if you, why don't you just tell her him, I will. I'm just saying, like, I haven't brought that up yet. So it's, like, funny to think that she may be things that we're having an affair. Caesar, I'm sorry to put you to work already. beat that word please

Wait, why did that not phase me at all?

Because you say it every day

your life in every sentence. Because you're a gay hater, you're a homophobic. Guys, we switched sides today. It's feeling, it's feeling crazy. It's feeling so crazy. Like, tell us if you like it. You know what? This reminds me. Joe has been begging me the last few weeks to switch sides in bed.

Why? And, like, I don't know. But he has, like, this cooling pad on his side and it's like a bitch to take off. So he's got to, like, read. And I'm like, why are we going through all this trouble to switch sides? For me, I usually, like, sleeping closer to the bathroom. so when I wake up with my morning wood, no one sees it. And I could just run in the bathroom and pee. Okay. He's closer to his bathroom right now and I'm closer. He wants to be closer to our respective closets, which makes no sense to me. What? I need to be close to my pocket. Is there a ticking time bomb in there like oh my god i think i've

hit every single flagged word in the first minute the b word the b word yeah not good especially with all

the airport drama right now oh there's a lot of air it's not drama not drama. But, okay. Yeah, it's not drama. Listen, we are so, so, so happy to see you. Janet and I for a year, I would say, at least, have been... Oh, I'm swinging too much. No, who cares? Swing. Swing your little... Swings from the tables up. I don't know what the fuck that means.

But listen, for like a year, we have been trying to figure out like the lighting

and like how to get the lighting on our good side.

And like, no, but like the thing is we've had like in-depth conversations about like, well, no, like, what if I sit over here?

Oh, but no, then this window's over here and it's on my bets. We were overcomplicating the house. Because like what we would do is we would like in this scenario, we would say like, oh, I'll sit on this side and you sit on that side. But we were keeping the cameras in the same spot. and so then the light was on the wrong side

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