Jenna and Al's Budget, Jeff's Court Case, Daniel's Tear Ducts

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2021

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

Jenna Kim Jones and #AL are here and Jenna is due in 3.5 weeks! Jeff Fox is here, but disguised, and he's still riding high from his labor intensive but successful court victory. Daniel is fresh from the eye doctor and they put plugs in his tear ducts. It makes me want to barf. Tony relates to Daniel's duct struggle. Also, we do a drop-off with Betsy Sodaro and Greg Heller drops. I want to know if everyone has a budget and how detailed it should be. Plus Just Me Or Everyone and so much more.

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0:00.0	And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, is he Allison Rosen, his unubest friend
0:07.7	show tonight.
0:08.7	Allison Woke is a guest.
0:10.7	He's a man who likes his sandwiches diagonal, his copy bar a barbecue, and his lipstick unsmugged.
0:16.6	It's hashtag out.
0:18.4	He's a producer, human petri dish, and dealer in black market hugs.
0:23.0	It's Chef Jeff.
0:24.0	And she's a comedian and cosmic elevator.
0:27.4	It's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:29.2	Tone's on his here to give a speech that's full dog whistles because it's a speech for
0:34.3	dogs and he wants them to come listen.
0:36.3	I'm a husband Daniel, saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend.
0:40.6	Allison, errr.
0:42.6	Hello, my little water gate salads.
1:08.3	Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen, his unubest friend that particular,
1:13.3	and once I tell you what's in it, I think you'll agree kind of gross carbohydrate was sent
1:19.0	in on Patreon.
1:20.0	Patreon.
1:21.0	Patreon by Kathleen Breakfield.
1:23.3	Now, what is a water gate salad, you say?
1:26.0	It is, it doesn't even have any lettuce in it.
1:28.8	It is pistachio, instant pudding, pineapple, mini marshmallows, and nuts.
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