Welcome to Jenkins and Jones on the volume podcast network. It is Saturday April 22nd and as promised we have a what will be a weekly basketball free episode for those of you who don't give a fuck about the NBA playoffs we respect your opinion we respect respect and we got respect our roots you know we were we were rooted in the bullshit that's what we emerged from

this is the flowering this is the flowering of the bullshit plant that was planted in bullshit and grew we are the bullshit rose that grew through the bullshit concrete as always that's dragonfly john's aka Tyler

everybody have a good and legit throw Jenkins aka john was that boobus I'm going to be aka Mike mother fucking Mike mother fucking my fucking Mike my guy Mikael on the ones and two's really funny aspect of you guys starting that is that I posted on Twitter the other day the thing that we talked about on the pod about my house stuff or whatever

there's so many people who just listen to the pod who just responded mother fucking Mike enough nice little community man we got some homies that we don't know they did but they still the homies don't know the homies for the homies like a motherfucker

all right let's start off the pod are all bullshit no basketball episode with the breaking news that Tyler passed on to us a couple of weeks ago I thought we should have done an emergency episode a y'all weren't down for it but apparently secretly scientists know that ice cream is healthy

I was so happy for you when I saw that I was like yeah mother fucking Mike gets a win right now how do you feel about that I mean you're the one who's most invested in this new scientific development ice cream a holic over here I feel a little jerked around and just a paraphrase the story that Tyler sent it basically was like and this stuff happens in in you know data science that like there was a Harvard you know panel of nutrition scientists and one thing

that was brought up was in like multiple high quality studies that were peer reviewed that had large sample sizes that had been repeated with test control groups all this other shit they found that ice cream people who ate a lot of ice cream

were less likely to have artifacts it wasn't better for like they weren't losing weight or anything it was like a magic drug but it was like if this person has cholesterol and weight and family history that looks like this

and they didn't eat ice cream and this person has the same thing but they did eat ice cream the first person is like 10 times more likely to have a heart attack

and I took that and I was going to print it out and just walk walk right up to my doctor with it so that so does ice cream have that good cholesterol good fat like they say avocados and should have or

LDLs instead of HDLs or something like that I actually think there's something to and I'm like a pretty I'm a pretty hard line like go with

what the results say type of a person right y'all know that like I you know when we bought our house a good friend of mine offered

to sage the house and I was like I'm good bro I really appreciate it got to respect the spirits man in the universe

it has its ways I do but I told him I was like if I let you sage the house I'm acknowledging that there might be bad spirits

in the house it's just not the way that I don't want so I but I do think there's something to that

like like Western science and data and I would actually love to get Rob this opinion about this John you can't capture

these back from NATO I'm sure the hop on the park don't don't give her a location away I'm not giving location or the nickname they gave her

but Jesus Christ we'll see if she can you know squeeze it into her schedule but I've got my ice cream but I do think

there's something to like you can't you can't study and medically quantify happiness in a in a real way and I do think

there's something to like if you got a fat guy who eats ice cream and is happy versus a fat guy who's been denying

himself what he wants to eat his whole life it totally makes sense to me that the guy who eats ice cream

and is like enjoying his weight is more likely to have a healthy life like that absolutely makes sense to me

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