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🗓️ 28 August 2023
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Press room’s graceful guide,
Jen Psaki’s words, truth and tide,
Wisdom flows inside.
Welcome to an all-new-HaikuLess.
This episode was recorded on July 11, 2023.
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0:00.0 | Hey, everybody. Welcome to our talk show. What is it? |
0:12.0 | What does it have a talk show that we do talk? |
0:16.0 | It's a bit of a show. We got celebs on it and stuff. |
0:20.0 | We don't have a band. Right now on the show, I hope that you |
0:24.0 | would just not talk and just say, hey, welcome to Smirlis. So a talk show for you guys |
0:28.0 | a listen show for me. Yeah, sure. Got it. Welcome to Smirlis. |
0:48.0 | How's everybody doing today? |
0:50.0 | I had a great day. I had a great morning. |
0:52.0 | Yeah, but Sean, you've got to tell around your neck. |
0:56.0 | Why is it a blanket, Jay? |
0:58.0 | Oh, are you in an overly air conditioned department? I certainly am. |
1:02.0 | Oh, it's high class problems. What's the temperature in New York City today? |
1:06.0 | It's hot. It's 80, 90. I don't know. |
1:10.0 | No kidding. And so you're in a place that's so hot, but you're wearing a blanket. |
1:14.0 | Well, because Scottie's at the gym and when he gets home from the gym, it's like, you know, it's too hot. |
1:20.0 | Do you know that seven of the hottest days on record on this planet have been in the last week? |
1:24.0 | Yes, yes, I know. It's crazy because of people like you. |
1:28.0 | No, because because Scottie likes you to have all these cuties. |
1:32.0 | Scottie does because Scottie does want to be hot when he comes home from the gym. |
1:34.0 | No, no, or else that's that. |
1:36.0 | Take that. Take that. Polarize cap. |
1:38.0 | But wait, you love this. I think I told you this Jason before, but I don't know if I told you well. |
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