From NPR and WB Easy Chicago, this is, wait, wait, don't tell me the NPR news quiz.

Sorry Buffalo, I guess only certain bills are winners.

I'm Bill Curtis, and here's your host, my short squeeze, Peter Segal.

Thank you Bill, and thanks as always to our fake audience.

Through this week are clapping because my parents spread the word that I could really use a boost.

But first some news, it has only been a week, but White House press secretary Jen Saki

is becoming broiled in her first scandal.

She has agreed to be on this show while we promise to be nicer to her than Peter Ducey.

But now it's your turn to stand at the podium.

The number is one AAA, wait, wait, that's one 888-9248924.

Thanks, welcome, my first listener contestant.

Hi, you're on, wait, wait, don't tell me.

Hi, this is Margarita Pryor, and I'm in Providence through the island.

Beautiful Providence, I love it there.

What do you do there?

Well, I live here, but I worked in Boston for the US Environmental Protection Agency.

Wait a minute, you work for the EPA.

How long have you worked for the EPA?

Wait, I've been a faceless bureaucrat for a really long time.

I hate to tell you how long.

Well, how are all you faceless bureaucrats in the EPA feeling these days?

Speaking for myself, of course, I think that we feel really happy.

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