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This is our number three of the Rob Carson Show, and we've got a ton of stuff to get to a little bit on the Grammys. I've got to spend a lot of time on the Grammys because, you know, screw the Grammys and screw the idiots in the crowd. Kataji Brown Jackson was there. She was up for a Grammy. She read a book. It was like the first book she ever read. And so she was up for a Grammy for

reading. That woman is so dumb she couldn't read a coffee table book. That's how dumb Katanjee

Brown Jackson is. She didn't win last night because it was the first book she read and she was up

for a Grammy for it. So there is that. And we're going to get to a little bit of that. And as far as the Super Bowl this weekend, I'm not going to watch it. I'm not encouraging you to. I'm not, as I mentioned earlier, I'm not in the position to demand anything. I'm not willing to say, oh, yeah, I'm influential enough to get everybody to stop watching the Super Bowl. I don't care if you watch the Super Bowl. I'm not going to watch the Super Bowl. I'm done with it. And Bad Bunny last night, this jackass,

you know, he hates America, he rips on America, and of course they're all about ice out, ice out,

and they're trained seals in the audience, they're trained seals. Of course, they would never, at the Grammys, they would never want illegal staying at their house. But by God, like, for instance, Billy Eilish, she's a, you know, singer. You know, brilliant, brilliant. She and her brother are like the Carpenter's, but, you know, insane. And so it's like Karen and Richard Carpenter, but insane.

And here's Billy Elish, Virtue signaling after winning a Grammy.

I think she won for Best Song, whatever.

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