Hey, it's Karen.

This is Bonnie.

Maybe it is.

Maybe we've switched because people say they can't distinguish our voices.

One, mine is clear as a bell. It doesn't quaver.

Two, mine is super nasal, at least when I listen back to it myself.

We're asking you to waste your time on us. And if could write and write a review now if you need me

to tell you what that review should be because you're too lazy just send us an email at

deconversion therapy podcast at gmail um and i'll write it for you and you copy and paste i don't at Deconversion Therapy Podcast at Gmail.

And I'll write it for you and you copy and paste. I don't care.

But we really-

That's not technically plagiarism when you're offering

to write it for somebody.

Not at all.

That's script writing pro bono is what that is.

So have you ever asked somebody for a recommendation and they tell you, all right, you just write it and I'll put it on my letterhead.

You know, like, I was hoping you might come up with something that you thought was nice to say about me.

I know.

Yeah. Crazy shit know. Yeah.

Crazy shithead.

Yep.

Man, we're starting off loving and kind today, but I'll tell you, we're recording this during

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